July 2012
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Soo, who's going to this?
tanyaella:
OMG I WANT TO GO TAKE ME TAKE ME
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rabioheab:
i used to think it was so cool to be still awake when the sun comes up now i just hang my head in shame and throw my laptop at the floor and whisper ‘not again’
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cassjaytuck:
what if I meet a nonfictional guy who’s just as spastic as me and one day he gets down on one knee and goes “I ship us”
June 2012
31 posts
Watch
thundergoddess:
if u ever feel down
just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
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voteschneider:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
Stage 5: MY BABY
Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks
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friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.
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i ain’t scared of no man who thinks it’s okay to put his hands on a female. You wanna put your hands on a friend of mine, you’re gonna have to deal with me. RNS
